Yes, we know that taking intimate photos isn’t exactly the same as snapping a selfie—it’s a private act that’s meant to capture your confidence and make a lasting impression. But just because these photos aren’t going on social media doesn’t mean you shouldn’t aim to look your best, right?
We’ve all had those awkward attempts (with the photos to prove it) that just didn’t turn out as planned. Bad angles, unflattering lighting, and not quite knowing how to pose can all add up to a picture you’re not exactly proud to send. If you do manage to take a great one, it’s either pure luck or because you’ve got natural talent in front of the camera, right?
Not so fast. While you can’t guarantee a perfect shot every time, there are some simple techniques that can ensure your intimate photos showcase you in the best possible light. We’ve gathered advice from the pros to give you the best tips for taking great dick pics—because you’ve got enough on your mind without worrying about how those photos might turn out.
Read on to discover how to take your best dick photos yet, awkward angles be damned.
1. Shave
Seriously, guys, shave. All that hair around your penis can not only mess up the quality of the picture but how the dick looks. Shaving can make your penis look bigger.
And better, women like it when one looks clean.
Have a smooth and clean shave. Be sure to do it right so that you don’t cause any injuries to your body.
2. Get the lighting right
When it comes to pics, in general, good lighting is a no-brainer. Let the light source be focused on your penis. This way, when the camera flickers, it can pick up every detail.
Be sure that there is only one light source. This may mean you have to close the windows. When light is scattered around a picture, it makes the picture look very hazy.
Your dick pic is supposed to be clear.
3. Choose the right spot
The right spot to take a dick pic should be one that is not cliche. You may be wondering what are the cliche places to take a dick pic. The first thing that comes to my mind is your bathroom.
I don’t know a woman who is not tired of seeing dick pics taken in the bathroom.
Jual says: “Sometimes I just want guys to be more creative and try a little harder. It makes us appreciate the dick picture better.”
You can choose just about anywhere in your room. You can choose your favorite spot. Just don’t pick the bathroom.
4. Choose the right posture
Will you be standing? Will you be sitting? Will you be lying down? All of those are options, and the options you go with depend on how you want your dick picture to come out. It also depends on the kind of dick that you have.
If you have a long dick, you may be one to go for a dick pic taken when you lay down. If your penis is a little short, then you may want to take a picture standing up. This is going to provide some kind of illusion and make you look bigger and longer.
In all, the right posture is going to make your picture come out brighter and better.
5. Use portrait mode
If you use an iPhone, then you sure want to take advantage of the portrait mode feature. The portrait mode feature works perfectly when you want to have an object in focus, especially an object that is close to you.
The light is going to bounce off your dick, and is going to make things look even better.
If you use an Android and don’t have a portrait mode feature on your device, then you may want to take advantage of any third-party camera apps that have the feature. There are a couple.
Or you may just let things be.
6. Get erect if you have to
Whilst sometimes you have to take a picture of your dick when it is flaccid, an erect photo is always ideal. This is because an erect dick is basically a sexier sight. I don’t think there is anyone who looks at a flaccid penis and goes: “Hey, that is so sexy.”
But I tell you what; A lot of people look at the picture of an erect penis and swoon about how beautiful it looks.
It is easy to get erect. Just imagine a sight that turns you on. Imagine your girlfriend or look through some Instagram pictures.
7. What else is going to be far-focused?
Now, it is a little weird having just your dick showing in the picture. Some things have to be in the picture but out of focus. For example, if you are taking a dick picture in a bathroom, you will often have the walls of the bathroom showing up.
The walls can be said to be in the picture but out of focus.
What else is going to be in the picture asides your dick? I will give you options: anything that is colorful enough to make the picture look brighter. I find the colors green and red to be wonderful with stuff like this.
You can have a green vase containing a red flower close by. Gives the dick pic such a beautiful aesthetic.
Jerome tells us: “Sometimes the color grading is what makes the difference. One looks at the color and knows just what has been put into making a picture so beautiful. Women anticipate and appreciate artistry when they see a dick picture.”
8. Oil and massage
Rub some oil on your shaft, and massage the cap of your penis. Rubbing some oil on the shaft of your penis is amazing as it is going to make your penis look more succulent and more enticing. Sort of the same way the muscles of bodybuilders look so appealing during exhibitions.
Oil makes the skin look toned in pictures.
Rub some oil. Make sure it looks beautiful.
Also, massage the tip of your penis to make it look a little red. Women like it much when the tip of a man’s penis is a little pink. They say it is so attractive.
9. Tap to focus and take a picture
When you have done all of these, tap your camera to initiate focus and then take a picture. Take as many pictures as you want. The more you take, the easier it will be for you to sort.
10. Edit your pictures
Now, edit your pictures for clarity. Edit for brightness and contrast as well. Some dick pics look amazing in black and white, so you may want to try that out too.
Good dick pics are an amazing way to flirt with your woman and raise the sexual tension.
